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thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain


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officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

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slorg:

raisa-allin:

i wonder how much they weigh ¿

i just wanna watch this gif 4eva

slorg:

raisa-allin:

i wonder how much they weigh ¿

i just wanna watch this gif 4eva

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gamzesibelindeolancocuk:

Ops
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Anonymous asked:
36,40,45

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Not exactly but I know in which town! 

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Well… Something like burning passion?

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? No, I wouldn’t because it was a very good time with her (:


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Anonymous asked:
78 29 63 20 57

78. Who would you like to see in concert? There are a lot of bands I’d like to see! I’ve already seen a lot of bands because I love festivals (: I’d love to see In Flames or Heaven Shall Burn again!

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Yes, I do! I’ve got a best friend who died 5 years ago and I miss him every day. He was my first and only GOOD friend I had.

63. First concert? 2007 Lordi in Nuremberg :P

20. Are you starting to realize anything? Indeed I am! I’m studying physics and that’s my biggest dream :3

57. Do you believe in ghosts? I do. It might sound weird but when I was younger, I had a few experiences with supernatural things which were probably ghosts. I think it’s like electrons which are lost between different atomic energy levels…


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dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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fruitgod:

Glow x
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